The Donald, duschbag of duschbags

Card Name:The Donald, duschbag of duschbags
Mana Cost:
Converted Mana Cost:4
Types:Artifact Creature
Card Text:Flying, Flirt Strike, Protection From Reality
: Duschbag's bedsheets If Trump would take damage from a lawsuit spell tap and instead have target player gain 130,000 life. If you do transform Trump into the fucking POTUS some fucking how! Also, exile all permanents named "Approach of the second sun" from all players hands, graveyards and libraries... James!
: Baked in racism Just cuz...
Flavor Text:"why does any of this need to happen" - Dash Moody
P/T:10 / 0
Card Number:258214
Artist:D. Moody
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