Go to Somalia

Card Name:Go to Somalia
Mana Cost:
Converted Mana Cost:5
Types:Artifact
Card Text:When Go to Somalia enters the battlefield, all anarchists must move to a place with government if they hate government so much.
Flavor Text:“Despite the fact that they were repeatedly told that Somalia does, in fact, have a government, and that Somalia’s problems were caused by government, the statists cling to their retarded fuckin catchphrase.” -Anne Rind, inventor of Somalia
Rarity:Common
Card Number:262557
Artist:ur mom gay
Latest Cards

Extreme Asphyxiation by Miles Birnbaum

Rabbi Isaac, The Tooth Fairy by Luca Alberts

Rabbi Isaac, The Tooth Fairy by Luca Alberts

Explosive Diarrhea by Zane Levy

Peñita by Invernalia

See More