|Converted Mana Cost:||5|
|Card Text:||When Storald comes into play, remove all bullshit and whining from the board.|
: Build Shit, Wine Shit Storald will begin to assemble or deconstruct household object for later use.
: Savage Mode Mix every type of alcohol in sight and drink until savage mode is released.
|Flavor Text:||We don't have to do it, but we can!|
|P/T:||4 / 6|