Shitbag Actual©™

Card Name:Shitbag Actual©™
Mana Cost:
Converted Mana Cost:4
Card Text:Capitalist, Womanizer, Nigger, Spook Asset
Lord of War Leeches health of highest level enemy to heal self and cause booze fueled debauchery. Remove one woman's heart from the field.
Gentlemanly (((Connections))) Gains an invulnerable defense bonus for the rest of the game and allows a one time save instant kill sneak attack against any opponent using saved government ass kissing points
Flavor Text:Now with more TayTay
P/T:99 / 99
Card Number:285536
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