|Card Name:||Hairy samsquanch|
|Converted Mana Cost:||14|
: A Samsquanch is the name given to an abnormally large hairy male transgender prostitute only found in Queens New York. This is the unicorn of the hairy transgender prostitute world. Standing at over six feet and seven inches tall, one would imagine that it could easily be spotted. Only seen twice in recorded history it remains one of the world's last true mysterious treasure's.
: Bum fights Will fight for liquor
|P/T:||20 / 20|