Hairy samsquanch

Card Name:Hairy samsquanch
Mana Cost:
Converted Mana Cost:14
Types:Creature
Card Text:Hairy Samsquanch
: A Samsquanch is the name given to an abnormally large hairy male transgender prostitute only found in Queens New York. This is the unicorn of the hairy transgender prostitute world. Standing at over six feet and seven inches tall, one would imagine that it could easily be spotted. Only seen twice in recorded history it remains one of the world's last true mysterious treasure's.
: Will fight for liquor
Flavor Text:
P/T:20 / 20
Rarity:Mythic
Card Number:289019
Artist:The diddler
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